Asset to the Company
by Gayle Bell
The next time I walk into my next so-called permie job,Â
I want to hand out a questionnaire.
Who's selling Avon, Pampered Chef,
Mary Kay, incense, candles, or framed pictures?
Who wants me to accept JesusÂ
as my Lord and Savior?Â
Hates temps,
hates perms,
is throwing a baby shower,Â
wants me to sign a birthday card,
condolences, online petition?
Is the office snitch? Puts the "I" in team?
Thank you for your time in advance.
Gayle Bell's work as been featured in numerous anthologies. She lives in Lewisville TX.